Ken The Keener

Ken is Murray Camp's newest coach having been recruited in the 2009-2010 season. In spite of passing the rigorous Murray Camp vetting process (i.e. "are you a warped, sadistic monster with a callous disregard for your Campers' wellbeing?" "Good, then you're in"), the other coaches have since become somewhat concerned by the positive reports emerging from Ken's Campers. While they have yet to unearth concrete evidence to support this, it is becoming increasingly possible that, contrary to all that Murray Camp considers (un)holy, Ken may have secretly been trying to coach his Campers and even helping them improve. If proved to be true, this will clearly not go down well with the other coaches and it is therefore to be hoped for Ken's sake that his increasing exposure to the sick world of Murray Camp will ultimately corrupt him and drag him down to the true level expected of a Murray Camp coach before he causes any permanent damageimprovement to the brand.