Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber

The LOFTson Brothers (John and Richard) serve as living proof that stupidity can be a genetic trait. Every year this pair of UK doctors go AWOL from their patients, fabricating some ridiculous yarn about attending a medical conference in Whistler. This might be understandable were they to use the opportunity as a pretext to do a bit of recreational skiing; however the LOFTsons instead seemingly go through this elaborate charade every year just in order to do Murray Camps. One therefore has to ask, "is treating the great unwashed masses really that bad?".