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Stuie is yet another long-term Murray Camper with obvious learning difficulties. In his particular case this manifests itself as a difficulty in learning to stay on his skis. Ski with him for an extensive period (say more than 5 minutes) and you are nearly certain of encountering the trademark signs of a Stuie detonation - a pair of very wide parallel ski tracks heading in a generally straight direction, ending abruptly at a point where one will find a pair of quivering skis sticking out of the snow (or rocks). Some distance from the skis you will then find a "crater" or sequence of craters. In the last one of these you will find Stuie. If you find Stuie in your group, always let him ski ahead of you. Oh, and don't bother trying to pick up his gear - it's a waste of time - he'll only lose it again in a few minutes.