Tammy

Tammy is insane. To the casual observer, this might seem a somewhat harsh judgement; however to anyone who has skied with Tammy, it makes perfect sense. While her fellow skiers may have already developed a vague sense of unease about Tammy in the early stages of skiing with her, the true nature of Tammy's mental impairment only becomes apparent when their coach takes them to somewhere really unpleasant. While the rest of the group are gingerly edging towards the icy precipice, peering over then wincing and shuffling away; Tammy's response is generally to barge her way to the front, elbowing all aside and telling everyone to "get out of the way, you pussies". She will then proceed to hurl herself bodily into the void. Even more worrying is the fact that the hurl into the void is often followed by some muffled exclamation as Tammy crashes and comes sliding out of the bottom of the run at high speed sans equipment.