The Pellet

In order to combat the effects of natural wastage (a euthemism for Camper deaths and maimings), Murray Camp coaches are always on the lookout for fresh meat. A particularly fertile ground for locating said fresh meat are friends and relatives of existing Campers unfortunate enough to be dragged along to Apres. In the case of Gill and Pat this took the form of 7 year old daughter Sophie. While technically too young to attend Murray Camp, the fact that she already appears to be on course to overhaul Mummy and Daddy means that her future progress will be closely monitored by the coaches.