Murray Camp Survey

At the final Apres of each camp, the coaches often hand out survey forms to a selection of the surviving Campers. These are used by the camps as a crude marketing tool and are retained by the Intrawest legal department as supporting evidence in the event of any lawsuits. While Campers are free to answer the survey questions however they like, all the coaches really require is the Camper's signature which they can then transfer onto a sanitised, "pre-filled-in" survey form after the Camp. A sample Camper survey form is presented below for reference.

1. Have you done a camp with us before?
• Never.
• Are you crazy?
• I deny everything.
• I want to see my lawyer.
2. Why did you take the camp?
• I have been having emotional problems and was not in full command of my faculties at the time in question.
• I was blackmailed into it.
• A group of vollies kicked in my door at 4am this morning and dragged me here.
• Camp? What camp? Where am I?
• I am the next of kin - I'm just here to collect the body.
3. What did we do to your skiing?
• Nothing. My coach left me for dead on the first run.
• Destroyed it. My coach kept telling me how much I sucked. He then pushed me off West Cirque to prove his point.
• I will probably never know. I am in the infirmary. They tell me my chances aren't good.
4. What areas would you like us to work on next time?
• Getting my weight more over the tails of my skis.
• Leaning further into the hill.
• Using my arms to catch hold of the gates to make me quicker in the racecourse.
• Next time? What next time?
5. I would rate the camp staff as:
• Dangerous.
• Unhinged.
• Psychotic.
6. How did you first hear about the camp?
• Life insurance salesman.
• Business rival.
• Some dodgy website.
• Other (please specify):