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The Repeat Offenders
Given how unremittingly unpleasant the Murray Camp
experience is, you would expect that anyone fortunate enough
to survive a Camp would run away, never to return. Seemingly
not. In fact it turns out that there are a group of highly
disturbed individuals who just keep on returning, Camp after
Camp, for more abuse and humiliation - despite the fact that
they are, quite clearly, not learning anything.
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Active Repeat Offenders
The following lists currently active repeat offenders. If you
encounter one of these people in Camp, have nothing to do
with them - they can only transform what is already a deeply
upsetting skiing experience into something even more
nightmarish.
The Pretend Canadians
In recent years a disturbing trend has been observed whereby
an increasing number of long-time repeat offenders have taken
the rash step of upping sticks from their place of origin
and somehow infiltrating themselves into Canada. In many
ways these characters are to be pitied in the way that this
has so impoverished them that they can no longer afford to
attend Camp and instead must eke out a sad and pathetic
existence scraping together enough money to see themselves
through the winter. Some have even fallen so low as to seek
employment as regular ski instructors and, in doing
so have earned the everlasting contempt of the coaches.
The following lists the guilty parties. In the unlikely
event that you meet one of these people, whatever you do
do not acknowledge their existence and, certainly never,
ever give them money - they should be considered outcasts
and shunned by all self-respecting Campers.
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